Twitterpalooza

Herndon might be for real. Of course, the Phils do eventually have to get to the real part of the schedule. 7:30 PM Apr 14th via web

Hey Morsch - when you made this statement, Mr. Herndon had pitched 4.1 major league innings. IN HIS CAREER. Does the term "small sample size" mean anything? Plus, two days later, Herndon gave up five hits and four runs in 0.1 innings, raising his ERA to 7.71.

@meghanXrino - Amen. I go the ballgame to watch the whole ballgame. I cherish a rain delay. Means I get to spend more time at the ballpark. 7:58 PM Apr 14th via web in reply to meghanXrino

If your ratio of Every Other Word : The Word "Ballgame" was a measure of if you are "for real," I could say that Morsch may very well be "for real" after reading that sentence. Bonus points for saying "ballpark" a second later.

Not eating for two days is no fun at all. There must be an easier path to a colonoscopy. What happened to "turn your head and cough?" 7:45 AM Apr 15th via web

I'm pretty sure you never got a colonoscopy by turning your head and coughing. I imagine that not eating for two HOURS is no fun for Morsch, though.

Karl Rove is a clown. about 3 hours ago via web

Morsch is stupid. Staggeringly so. That makes him a very bad newspaperman but a very good liberal. Karl Rove, on the other hand, is a political mastermind. He has more brains in his second chin than Morsch has in all his chins and other fat rolls combined.

Also, compare a picture of Morsch and a picture of Rove. These guys could very well be brothers. Pick your battles carefully, Mr. Morsch.