Monday, April 4, 2011

Borsch Hates Bill Hall

Bill Hall is on deck. Carlos Lee should see all curveballs.
5:32 PM Apr 2nd via web


Borsch doesn't like Hall. He's also apparently pitched 1,416 innings in the major leagues and is a Cy Young-winning pitcher, just like Cliff Lee.

Goddamit, Bill Bleepin Hall is on deck. There is nothing wrong with a 3-2 curveball in that situation. Even with the bases juiced, it's Hall
5:35 PM Apr 2nd via web


DARN YOU CLIFF LEE, YOU DON'T HATE BILL HALL ENOUGH! DISREGARD HIM MORE! The mustard-foaming, beer-spewing anger is palpable here.

Why throw Carlos Lee any fastballs in that situation, even on 3-2. It's Bill Bleepin Hall.
5:40 PM Apr 2nd via web


Agreed. After all, Hall is 0-for-698 in his career against Lee, with 691 strikeouts. He's never, ever gotten a hit or taken a walk. Right? Sheesh, if this is how he gets about one pitch, imagine spending a whole season with him. *Shudder*

2 comments:

  1. Who is Bill Hall? If he's a pitcher like you said in the opening, then how could he have zero for 698 off Lee?

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  2. The 0-for-698 is obviously a super official statistic - you really shouldn't question it.

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