That just wasn't a playoff effort by Roy Oswalt. And despite his W-L record, Bronson Aroyo isn't this good. about 6 hours ago via web
Um... it's Bronson ARROYO. You only had a perfect view of that on his uniform for 5+ innings. And yes, Mr. ARROYO is that good. Over the past three seasons, he has 47 wins for the sinkin' Reds (Cole Hamels, by the way, has 36). He's pitched 200+ innings six years in a row, and he has a 1.15 WHIP this season. Some of Morsch's patented Internet research would really help him in certain situations. Ass.
Even with all that offspeed horsebleep that Aroyo is tossing up there, he shouldn't be able to throw a fastball by Ryan Howard. about 5 hours ago via web
Again, it's ARROYO. Add "horsebleep" to the list of words Morsch absolutely adores using. And in case you haven't watched a single Phillies game in the past 4 years or so, just about every pitcher in baseball can strike out Ryan Howard.
Baseball is the passion of Morsch's life, and he's worse at watching it than he is writing about it. Is there anything this man can't fail at?
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