Monday, June 7, 2010

Terrorists are Funny

Quoth Mr. Morsch:

These two jamoke wannabe NJ terrorists pinched at JFK yesterday are really . . . jamokes.
about 5 hours ago via web


Two guys were apparently arrested trying to board planes for Somalia to join a terrorist group called Al-Shabaab and "wage jihad against Americans abroad, attacking U.S. troops in Afghanistan." Their names are (unsurprisingly) Mohamed Mahmoud Alessa and Carlos Eduardo Almonte.

Urban Dictionary defines "jamoke" as "a clumsy loser who is incapable of doing normal human tasks." Now, far be it from me to make a mountain out of a mole-hill... but I can't really scoff at the idea of potential or actual terrorists boarding planes. I seem to remember a bunch of similar "jamokes" doing that not too terribly long ago, and we didn't catch them that time. We can't afford to paint these people as bungling fools - the danger is just too great.

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