Remember a while ago, when Morsch remarked that Jayson Werth was missing pitches that he should be "pooping all over," and I wondered whether that was actual baseball slang?
I still doubt that it is, but Morsch is trying his hardest to make it catch on. Witness these Twitter posts:
Howard needs to poop on one right here.
about 17 hours ago via web
Needless to say, I'm pretty sure Howard either struck out or grounded into a double play, as per usual. I guess Morsch would say he "crapped out"?
Now that's what poopin on one looks like.
about 17 hours ago via web
This doesn't even make sense. There is no way to make pooping on something into a good thing. When you ace a test, you don't say that you "pooped all over it." If you did say that, people would think you did poorly. You don't say that you "pooped all over the room" when you make a good speech. Is it the word "poop," Mr. Morsch? Do you still get a thrill out of saying it?
Well, so do all of us. But say it in a way that might make sense.
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