Outta Leftfield: Scratchy beard could make necking a little hairy on Valentine’s Day
Published: Friday, February 19, 2010
You can imagine the entire column, can't you? MM has stumbled upon the revolutionary idea that beards are scratchy! That's basically it.
But if you think I’m splitting hairs, then maybe I just won’t stick my neck out on this issue.
It ends as it began. My comment, posing under the clever name of "Bic Morrow":
For every Seinfeld that was discovered, I think there are a million who just haven't been recognized yet. People think it's easy to discover these oft-seen but seldom-illuminated slices of everyday life. But it's NOT. I mean, itchy beards? Bald guys with hairy bodies? You can't make this stuff up! It's gold, Jerry. Gold.
Monday, March 29, 2010
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